The Top 13 other mispronunciations of the disease "Cystic Fibrosis":  

 

        13.  Caustic Biforces

        12.  Scuzzy Frybiscuits

        11.  Styptic Pencils 
                      (I don't know why or how I came up with that ...)

        10.  Phony Cyberistics

        9.    Frizkick Rye Tosses

        8.    Fuzzy Skyboxes

        7.    Coptic Fire Ices

        6.    Sissy Fiber Optics

        5.    Schizoid Frybosses

        4.   Fustic Cyborias

        3.    Roster Bic Sonnys

        2.   Constant Frick Noises
                    (Yeah getting desperate here.  #1 has gotta suck)

 

... and finally ... 

 

... the #1 other mispronunciation of "Cystic Fibrosis" ... 


... (or at least the only other one I could come up with) ... 

 

...  is ...

        

        1.    Aseptic Fried Bozos !!!